Apres Ski Report - diagnosis

Place of examination: White Lounge, Ahorn plateau, Mayrhofen, Tirol

Factors examined:

Location: Cool curves hit the eye
The white Lounge shows that you can do more with snow than just make a snowman. A check with the stethoscope shows that a strong, healthy heart beats in the smart igloo village at 2,000 m.

Music: heavy beats for those who don't like swaying
Electronic sound effects invite guests to firm their leg muscles with rhythmic impetus. The DJs' hearing proves to be healthy and musically tuned to the vibe of the hour. The portable beat analyser reveals: the musical programme is absolutely danceable and flatters the auditory cortex.

Drinks: shaken and stirred
Chemical analysis of the beverages shows the very finest blends. Instead of beer barrels there are sophisticated cocktails to stimulate both the hypothalamus and hypophysis.

Findings: Après-ski in the Tirol has many aspects:
Those who start shaking at the mention of real ale and have an allergic reaction to beer tents will find many places to find alternatives. Modern après-ski has the right therapy for every patient.